Wednesday, December 05, 2007

開懷集 / Raising Fund (Fun)

1. Skeptics Society: "... Please be reassured that this is a real newsletter from your Society requesting your financial support. All donations must be in real money. On second thought, we will accept only certified cheques."

2. Poor People United: "... Your donation will help fight poverty around the world. We will inform you of where to send money once we have sufficient fund to re-activate the rental mailbox."

3. Anarchy Americana: "... Our proposed governance structure with the Regional Director of Branch 3A reporting to the National Executives will ensure all authorities, roles and responsibilities are clear to everyone. Please mail your vote as well as your membership renewal fee by end of this month."

4. Magic-Cure-All: "... According to Mrs. Smith, despite her husband's failing health, he spent his dying years perfecting this cure-all drug that will prolong life as we know it. Please send your donation to Doctor Smith's Memorial Fund, attention Mrs. Smith."

5. Brooklyn Bridge for Sale: I have some prime land in Florida as well. Please send your inquiry, I mean enquiry, to this blog.

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4 comments:

Keith said...

Mr. Humor,
Put me down $1,000 for each of the organization, and $5,000 down for Brooklyn Bridge. The check is in the mail. :-)

Map Finder said...

I love your combination of kanji and romaji.

Check out my blog if you get a chance: eight-thirty.blogspot.com.

Haricot 微豆 said...

Keith: What generosity!!! I am holding my breath waiting for the checks to arrive @_@

Haricot 微豆 said...

j wilson: Thank you for visiting. I did visit your blog. According to your first post in August, you are taking a course in Social Networking and Business - in Japan. Now, that must be interesting given the cultural differences !!!

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