Saturday, January 17, 2009

乜乜物物 / Fuddle Duddle

我在西方社会生活了多年,總以為自己很開放,但是前数天回覆網友之時,卻怎樣也不能用中文寫出ejaculation,只能結巴巴地說「乜乜物物」,這才發覺原來一些傳統覌念,還是根深蒂固地在腦中生了根。

我知道在謝賢丶南紅粵語殘片時代,如果導演要拍床上戲,覌众只能看到男女入房,之後是窗外行雷閃电,一朵嬌弱的花朵在雨中顫抖著,之後一是男人在奸笑,被灌醉或葯迷的女人在流淚,或是兩個愛人手拖手,含情脈脈,非常含蓄,个中奧妙儘在不言中,可不像現代电影那樣暴露明顯。

在主流媒界文學方面,有關男男女女之情的細節,也只能用「巫山雲雨情」丶「龍不抬頭不下雨,雨不灑花花不紅」丶「斷袖之情」丶「玉樹後庭花」丶「流鶯怨」丶「紅杏出牆」等來作暗示比諭,而「妖精打架」丶「野鳮」丶「老蟹」等俗語卻已是屬於不入流品。

我不是自鳴清高,彈什么道學之仕的調子,只不過是有點驚奇自己的保守,如果我中學的國文老師郭全本看到我這篇文章,他一定会戴著厚厚的老花鏡,咪咪嘴笑著說:『孺子可教也!』

Related link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuddle_duddle

10 comments:

C+ said...

i share the same feelings although i don't have reasons as elegant as urs! I dun mind saying it OUT LOUD but i do mind writing them down... it's like...turning them into a record that people can always trace back :p

michelle said...

哈哈 Haricot, 給你找了這麼多形容詞出來 :)

the inner space said...

ejaculation 我要搵字典至知喺乜誰噃,
不過我地 even 同鬼佬在蛇竇閑談,
都只是用 master bed 來代替,
還有 。。。。and eh 。。you know,
就大家會意囉!

新鮮人 said...

黎~~~大家大解放吧,
心隨意走,
想寫什麼就寫什麼吧!!!!
哈哈哈~~~~~

微豆 Haricot said...

C+: Haha !! Is it like: "You may remain silent, but anything you say might be held against you as evidence." ?

微豆 Haricot said...

Michelle:

只是精采片斷而已,啊啊!!

微豆 Haricot said...

Inner Space:

美頓芳,約隱約現。

微豆 Haricot said...

新鮮人: 喂,滿十六歲先可以 ^_*

The Man Who Loves Everton said...

hihi, then i am very open.

微豆 Haricot said...

The Man:

Compared to people like myself, yes indeed !!

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