I was returning from a business trip abroad and was going through the Canadian Customs at an airport. It was late at night and I was tired.
Officer: "How long have you been away?"
Me: "Oh, about four weeks."
Officer: "Do you have anything to declare? Cigarettes? Alcohols?"
Me: "No. Just odds and ends souvenirs."
Officer (eyeing the box I am carrying): "What's in that box?"
Me (getting anxious): "Which? Oh, this one? It's my pair of push-up bars!" (putting both hands on my chest and doing push-up exercise motions)
Officer (grinning): "Oh, is it for your own PERSONAL use?"
Me (sweating now, why is he so interested): "Yes, I use it all the time. It makes my chest big."
Officer: "Yes, my wife has a pair too."
To make a story short: He broke out laughing when I opened the box. By then, my face was beet-red.
攝影圖片Photo Credit: Wikipedia (free push-up lesson if you know who she is)
(Update) Just in case the joke goes over some people's heads, here are some explanations:
What I was talking about ....
What he thought I was talking about ... (and his wife had a pair)
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